“ that show is a joke. kim vo? joke.
Mackenzie Goodman, on Shear Genius.
cacophony
“ BLUBBER BLUBBER BLUBBER I DON’T WANT THEB TO SEE BY TEARS
Mackenzie Goodman. Tonight was easily my favorite episode of Project Runway.
“ I had to clean up so much blood today. Some woman was anus hemorrhaging! Luckily it was dried blood though, so I didn’t have to smell it. I fucking hate the smell of blood.
Brittany Gorba. I never think she’ll top her previous work stories, but she always manages to.
“ She’s ugly and I’m fucking sexual, so…I’m not that nervous.
Brittany Gorba, on hedgehog.
“ Me and Mitch were talking about this…if we won the lottery we would pay you and Mackenzie to sleep at the foot of our bed and we would make you little clothes.
Brittany Gorba.
super mario world
- Benjamin: oh did you beat it?
- Me: yeah. more than once. like 6 times.
- Benjamin: wow you are like the japanese
“ If I have to use baby stem cells to make it grow, well, I’m going to rub those in my scalp.
Mackenzie Goodman, desperate for her hair to grow.
“ Michael is wearing a shirt that says “I pooted.
Nicole Black on Michael Gaj. I love them so much.
“ Yesterday it was rainy and humid….a bad combination for pants without baby powder and lotion.
Nicole Black, who felt like Ross of Friends in his leather pants.
I just heard somebody outside whistling Epona’s Song. I desperately need to become their friend.