Monday, May 20, 2013 Sunday, May 19, 2013
Pre-paint. For Chase.

Pre-paint. For Chase.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

I think he's right.

  • Me: Actually, I forgot about the whole penis cheese thing. You're doing just fine with your jerk levels!
  • Joe: This text message out of context would be so, so awful.
Friday, May 10, 2013 Thursday, May 9, 2013
Nic Cage will sex you
Skeleton hands on fire
You will not be sad
Marcos wrote me the most beautiful haiku today.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013

rougevelvet:

Parks & Recreation | Season 4 Gag Reel [x]

Sunday, April 28, 2013
That time I spent hours sitting 5 feet away from my idol and had non-stop laughter tears.

That time I spent hours sitting 5 feet away from my idol and had non-stop laughter tears.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

YOU GUYS, TODAY I GOT MY OWN OFFICE AND TOMORROW I’LL BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS TIG NOTARO. I CAN’T HANDLE IT.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

I met your friend Scott at a wedding and when he said he knew you, I said, “OH, THAT’S MY BABY MAMA.”

You look just great. Still keeping that body ready for the baby.

Conversations with Chase’s mom will never change.